So, two weeks tomorrow is the big day. So everyone keeps asking me what I’d like for my birthday. Here’s the things that I am not sure they can giftwrap that are top of my list:
1. World Peace
2. Children to stop stabbing each other, and generally senselessly snuffing out young lives, which would hopefully be a big part of gift number 1
3. Seasons like they used to be: endlessly sunny summers, winters with snow, autumns of blue skies and crackling frost
For everything else, and if they can’t find the above when shopping, then I love a site called Problem Presents, definitely written to help solve the endless gift problem, particularly for difficult men. Go ahead, choose away, I’ll just enjoy the moment!
